Okay, guys... this is a JOKE. This is not possible in any way to play. Don't go trying this, kiddies XD
This is the most hilarious thing ever! My cello teacher gave me this! Hey, this takes a while to scan, but look for all the silly details. This is especially funny to me, since I've been in orchestra for many years now
I didn't make this, someone else did.
(Sorry, I didn't know where to categorize it.)